How to enrage the Chinese people

Throughout the time that I've been writing about China , I've had the dubious pleasure of facing and witnessing some Chinese discomfort – and at times rage – over a few issues which the Chinese seem to be a bit sensitive about. I've always tried my best to show my passion and attraction to the Chinese culture, but there's no escaping the fact that when it comes to discussing China – there are few issues that a blogger should know might upset the Chinese people.

Following the Problogger's Howto writing project, here's my amateur  list of "How to enrage the Chinese people", hoping to give a better understanding on the Chinese sensitivities so that bloggers will be able to address those issues with care :

• Write a sex blog as an expat in China about seducing countless Chinese women. Come to think of it, it might be enough to imply that the Chinese men are incompetent in bed or that the Chinese women are sexually dissatisfied ("China : Sex, pride and a bit about Israel").

• Criticize the Chinese government policy, suggesting that it might be wrong or strange. Come to think of it, it might be enough to point to a news item that causes others to criticize the Chinese government ("Is the Chinese government against Lonely Planet on the Taiwan issue?" and "More on China and Lonely Planet").

• Discuss either Taiwan or Tibet as independent countries. Come to think of it, it might be enough to imply that there is a "Taiwan" (and not the "Republic of China"). ("China furious over Israeli officials visit to Taiwan" ; "China : Challenges and Implications -1-").

• Misinterpret your attack field maps resulting in killing a Chinese observer in Lebanon. ("Chinalysis : China related articles – September 14^th" – section 4 ; "War : China on the war in Israel" ; "War: China vs. US on the Israeli issue").

• Misuse and misinterpret the Chinese language to give trendy speeches – AKA crisis isn't danger + opportunity ("China : Challenges and Implications -2-" ; "Asian related quick-links : August 25^th" bullet 4)

• Leave the lights in your home running at night ("The Chinese perspective in Israel")

• Make some jokes about China ("Asia by Uncylclopedia")

• Molest Wax statues of celebrities, take a photo and send it to friends who'll post it in Chinese forums ("Molesting Wax Statues in China ").

• Write a post on how you think you know what upsets the Chinese people.

What's on your list?