The Gilad-hiker Guide to the Thai-laxy : Thai’s English Vocabulary (Part 1)

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• “Hallo!” means “Hey, you rich western tourist, you…”
• “Hey, Taxi!!” / “Taxi!!!!” means “If you don’t get on my taxi or scream back that you don’t want one then I’ll just have to shout it out louder for you…”
• “Yes, yes” (with a big smile) means “I have no idea what you just said, but it sounds very funny, do it again”.
• “Where you go?” – they don’t realize just how intrusive that question is, and they insist on an answer. To this question I usually reply “home” or “7Eleven”, for some strange reason – it seems to confuse them.
• “Same, same” means “It could be the same, but it’s different”.
• “You want?” means “You know you want it/me, I’m just waiting for you to admit it”.
• “Me like you” means “I’m a lady boy, I have a d#ck, want some?”.
• “Well-cum” / “You come inside, you cum inside” – That’s what the girls really mean when they ask you to step inside.
• “@#$ Baht” / “Dingdongdangdungbing Baht” – Yeah, I have no idea how much that is either, but it’s usually 10 times what you thought it would be.